Wednesday Morning at 5 O'clock Redux.Wednesday Morning at 5 O’clock Redux.Wednesday Morning at 5 O'clock Redux. by deathchrist2000
A Remake by Sean Dillon
bartender, ‘nother round.
[I think we’re out.]
[Well it’s kind of strange for someone to be orderi-]
well i’m a strange kind of person, so-
(Da ta Da ta Da ta)
oh, it’s you.
Yeah, sorry I couldn’t make it.
ah, no, it’s fine. i understand.
of course, you have a life as a successful “artist”.
you were too busy making movies with long static shots of chairs and buildings to visit your dear old brother.
eh, it’s too late anyways. it’s always too late…………………….
You want to talk-
Ok, ok… So, you see any good movies lately?
no, i was too busy sleeping.
Shame. They released another Avengers film you know.
really? how was it?
Typical Hollywood bullshit.
now getting your head out of your ass, how was it?
Eh, it was all righ
Low Key and High Pitch: Old Friends and MurdersLow Key and High Pitch: Old Friends and MurdersLow Key and High Pitch: Old Friends and Murders by deathchrist2000
(Panels 1-3 are drawn from the same angle, with Pitch at the right end of the panel and Loki and the Doctor at the left)
Panel 1: Pitch is enjoying a drink from a Crystal Skull Shot Glass in one of those half circle booths. Loki is off panel talking to someone very excitedly. As the comic is going on, the song “A Boy Named Sue” as preformed by Johnny Cash is playing in the background.
Loki: Oh come on, I’m sure you’ll like him.
Song: He was big and bent and gray and old
Panel 2: Loki enters the panel with the person he was talking to: The Doctor (in this comic, he’s in his 11th incarnation). Loki introduces the
The Last WaltzChapter 38: The Last WaltzThe Last Waltz by deathchrist2000
“Here to join us for the Last Waltz?”- Captain Edmund Blackadder
The following is a transcript of the final interaction between the Time Lord known as the Doctor and the Valeyard. We remind those who have forgotten about Chapter 15, that these two individuals are the same individual from alternate possible timelines. The former is the from ours, and the latter… we still have no confirmation on whether or not he is from our time line, but we assume he isn’t. Complex time travel is known to hurt the brain.
Location: The Cells of Rassilon, Gallifrey.
Background: The room is a mess yet it appears that there is a method to the mess. The movie Jesus Christ Superstar is playing in the background, currently at the 1:32:54.
(Enter the Doctor)
Valeyard: Ah, good morning. Or is it evening?
Doctor: You damn well know what time it is.
Valeyard: Oh, temper, temper. Now, what is it you want?
Doctor: You know what I want.
Valeyard: No, I don’t.
Table of ContentsIntroTable of Contents by deathchrist2000
Prologue I) Genesis
Prologue II) Ten Doctors
1) The Second Dalek Civil War
2) Oh Pants: The Nightmare Factory
3) The Faction Paradox Has Not Ever Been Unreal in Any Sense of The Word Nor Has It Been Real in Any Sense of the Word
4) The Resurrection of Skaro
5) Where Were the Cybermen in All This?
6) The Draftdodger
7) Whatever Happened to Ace McShane?
8) The Devourer of Gods
9) Who is Jackie Tyler?
10) The Day God Went Mad
11) The Krontep/Dravon War
12) Tools of War
13) Multiversial Suicide
14) A Thousand Psychic Wars
15) The Tragic Lie of Peri Brown
16) The Center of the Centre
17) The Flesh of Morbius
18) The Rats of OHSWEETGODTHEYREEVERYWHERERUNFORTHEHILLS OH GOD WHY NO NO NO NO NO STOP EATTING MY FLEEEEEEEEEEEESSSssshh Or Why I Hate Rats
19) A Handful of Dust
20) War of the Words
21) The Master Plan
22) The Canterbury Stopover
23) The Blue Sun
24) The Skaro Degradations
25) The King In Yellow
26) The Rani Rebellion
27) The Booker Paradox
28) War Pigs
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[x] You have a lot of friends.
 You get along with everyone.
 You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.
 You love soccer.
 You love baseball.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
[x] Favorite music genre is pop/rock
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory.
[x] One of your favorite colors is red or gold.
 You get good grades at school.
 One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/university.
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
 You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
 You love to swim.
 Water polo is awesome.
 Pink is one of your favorite colors.
 Black is morbid & depressing.
[x] You’re an optimist.
[x] You’re completely straight-edged.
[x] You’re very emotional.
 Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre.
 You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
 You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You like to read.
[x] You appreciate theater & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
 Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
 Hate is completely unneeded.
 Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in a while you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
 Blue is one of your favorite colors.
 Serious is better than funny.